GBGC #2: (Starting to Panic) Manic Monday

Surviving one day without Internet was only possible by distracting myself with the dulcet sounds of a hopelessly non-tunable child-sized guitar. So, as I felt pangs of panic setting in on the second day, I picked up the precious piece of ... poop (for alliteration's sake) and mused about my manic Monday (to tell you the truth, 'twas a Tuesday).