Saturday, September 29, 2012

Gotta Get Along: a GBGC Original for Election Year

Ah, it's that time again - presidential election year. The time when some of your friends expose themselves as vicious inhumane monsters, going against everything that you've ever held to be just and true. Well, rest assured, they're probably more afraid of you than you are of them. And both of you are claiming to be the more civil one, despite both of you spitting and spouting out opinions on the internet from the safe bunker of your own living rooms. You can't imagine what the world will be like if "the other guy" (or gal, as the case may be) wins. I've already vowed never to step foot in my homeland again should that occur, but in actuality, I suppose the world won't implode on itself. I do like a good spittin' match every now again, though, ruffling feathers and talking things out. 
Just for fun, I'll leave you with these utopian parting words:
Now go vote!

And yes, those are my relatives, singing in perfect harmony: Totally Flawsome!
lyrics property of Grahamophone

Whether you’re an elephant or a donkey
a black man or a honky
the truth is we all gotta get along

Whether you’re Kirk Cameron or Bob Saget
a straight guy or a :fabulous guy
the truth is we all gotta get along

Gotta get along, gotta get along
gotta get along to sing this song.
To sing this song 
we all gotta get along....

Whether you think there’s global warming,
or that ice caps still keep forming 
the truth is we all gotta get along

Even if your faith isn’t in compliance 
with the principles of science
the truth is we all gotta get along


Talkin’ about Welfare, Healthcare, and Education
Talkin’ about Environment, Retirement and Immigration
Talkin’ about Tax Breaks, Job Stakes, and legalizing marijuana 
Talkin’ about Energy, Economy and closing Guatanamo!!


No matter how your vote’s a-swingin’
our voices still keep singin’
the truth is we all gotta get along